Do you have ants in your pants (and you want to dance)?
Are you a lyricist who also happens to be a pornstar ?
Are you an exceedingly ordinary everyman?
I have no idea whom you’re talking about. Have a DQ.
And you too.
I’m not James Brown
I don’t know my pornstars well enough 
Another DQ.
Sure ain’t. But have a dq.
The Rocket Sauce one is Jack Black, the pornstar is Jasmine Byrne.
DQs : Are you fictional, are you alive ?
Joe Blow, the imaginary personification of the average guy. Akin to “John Doe.” 
DQ: Are you European?
I’m non-fictional (aka real)
I’m not alive
I was a European
Do you personify Blighty?
Not that I’m aware of, have another DQ.
I’m off to a really bad start…
John Bull is the national personification of England (and to a somewhat lesser extent, the UK).
DQ: Were you a politician?
(and don’t worry about it, it’s tough to be the chooser)
IQ: Are you an amnesiac hunted by the CIA?
Not a politician
And ha! I’m not Jason Bourne.
Will you resign from your currently-held political post next week?
Who’s resigning next week? Please do tell, and have another DQ.
Joe Biden is resigning from his senate seat so he can become VPOTUS.
DQ: Were you a Continental European?
IQ: Did you make your acting debut on a show about a family living in the 19th century American West?
Are you the producer responsible for a famous film featuring homoerotica among US Navy pilots ?
Yes, I was a continental European.
I’m not Jason Bateman, nor am I Jerry Bruckheimer
And a big :smack: for not thinking about Biden.
He’s not a terribly memorable man, is he? 
IQ: Did you play a character whose two friends schemed to keep you from marrying a psycho?
Apparently not memorable enough.
And have another dq.
Jason Biggs played Darren Silverman in the movie, Saving Silverman.
DQ: Were you male?
IQ: Were you half of a famous American children’s book writing and illustrating duo?