Worm, you beat me to the win! :mad:
Congrats! 
But again with the double initials. 
Okay…
Was a (now) very large city named in your honor?
Do you have your very own America (where you can be the biggest douche you want to be)?
Are you bowdlerized?
And, yes, we had quite the thunderstorm. :eek:
Are you a theoretical physicist ?
Are you a Dallas character ?
The double initials are mostly worse for me 
Seodoa:
I’m not Sam Houston
Have a dq (but I can be a douche right here if I want to :D)
Was I what? (have another)
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Kobal2**
I’m not Stephen Hawking
I’m not Susan Howard (but she’s an actress, not a character, so have a DQ if I’m off)
Are you a professional football coach who is able to take a kick to the crotch without flinching?
Wash
Absolutely not, have a DQ and please do tell the story.
Sean Hannity hosts the show Hannity’s America. He’s contracted out by the government to rinse the Statue of Liberty’s nethers, he’s such a giant douche.
“Sam Hill,” as in “What in Sam Hill?!” a bowdlerized variant of “What in Hell!?” 
DQs: (let’s get the basics out of the way)
Are you male?
Are you non-fictional?
(I was thinking of Sue Helen, but it turns out she’s spelled Sue Ellen so you get a pass)
Did you supposedly find the One True Cross ?
Are you the main character of a Canadian TV show and share your name with a Beatles song ?
Were you an abbess, an author, a linguist, a poet, a naturalist, a scientist, a philosopher, a physician, a herbalist and a composer ? (yes, all that)
Are you a fast bowler for Durham and England?
Are you a Liverpool centre-back?
Are you a pompous writer for the Guardian?
Seodoa
I’m neither male nor fictional
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Kobal2**
I’m not Saint Helena
I don’t know who you mean - this time you get a DQ for real
And I’m not Saint Hildegard
Dead Cat
I’m not Stephen James Harmison
Nor am I Sami Hyppiä
And I don’t know any writers for the Guardian, pompous or not - have a DQ
FC Dallas’ coach Schellas Hyndman, who is a Combat Ki master (hopefully the video at that link works - I have no access to Youtube at work to confirm it’s still up)
DQ: Are you alive?
IQs
Are you a Conservative Prime Minster?
Did you decline the female lead in a blockbuster movie because the director who made you famous was no longer attached to the project?
Are you a Nobel Prize winning poet?
Wash
I’ll have to check the video at home, as it won’t work here.
Yes, I’m alive
I’m not Stephen Harper
And damn… YES I AM SALMA HAYEK
I’m not Seamus Heaney, who got it in -95.
Ok, that was a fast one.
Wow, that was quick!
Ok, the next letter is H, and hopefully someone will get this right by midday Central as that’s when I’m leaving work…
Are you a Dutch Renaissance painter?
Are you a crazy Colombian goalkeeper?
Are you up for consideration of being the most evil man of the 20.th century?
Did you clean a stable?
Do you have your own underground fief, where you reign supreme?
Congratulations! 
Are you sleepless in Seattle?
Are you an ill-tempered, usually physically abusive chihuahua?
Were you a wealthy industrialist and aviator?
I am not Hieronymus Bosch or Maarten van Heemskerk
I am not Rene Higuita
I am not Adolf Hitler
Possibly, once in 1920? No idea who this is, take a DQ.
And another DQ is yours…
Seodoa
I am not Tom Hanks
I am not Ren Hoek (and I didn’t know until now he had a last name)
I am not Howard Hughes
Neither Hercules (who cleaned the Aegean stables) nor Hades (ruler of Hades) then.
Basics first: Are you male and are you non-fictional?
IQ: Did you rule your country through a major war, which you lost after two major impacts?
Allow me to :smack: over Hades. Still not him though.
I am not male, and I am most certainly real.
I am not Paul von Hindenburg? I don’t think he fits properly though, so I probably owe you another DQ.
Emperor Hirohito ruled Japan through WW2, with Hiroshima and Nagasaki being the major impacts.
DQ: Are you an actress?
IQ: Are you married to Seal?
IQ: Did you star in a nerd to babe movie, in which you found out about your royal heritage?