Are you incorrectly credited as having installed the first bathtub in a famous edifice?
Did you gain fame for acting the part of a drunk?
Did hilarity ensue when you opened your closet?
I am not HRH, The Crown Prince of Denmark and Count of Monpezat, Frederik.
I hear “DA” and all I can think is Law & Order. But Jack McCoy doesn’t fit the bill. Have a DQ.
I am not Prez Fillmore (leave the poor guy alone, historians are just struggling desperately to credit him with anything) 
I know this will be a :smack: take a DQ.
This one, too.
Are you still dead?
“Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead,” but I am not him.
Are you responsible for making a certain costumed vigilante’s wonderful toys?
I was hoping to get you with the crown prince, but at least Fatman (from the 80.s epic Jake and the Fatman) stood me by 
DQ: Are you wealthy? (rich is drives a nice car, wealthy is has a grand house with staff and everything)
IQ: Did you solve crime cases in between writing books and enjoying life in a small coastal community?
No, I am not Lucius Fox.
No, I am not wealthy.
And a big :smack: for Fatman. I do, however, know my Nordic royalty.
Take another DQ. I’m drawing a blank. 
Jessica Fletcher, from Murder She Wrote
DQ: Did you premiere after 1970?
IQ: Are you a french singer songwriter?
Do you live in a VAN by the RIVER?
Did you have your twin brother committed so you could steal his wife?
Ohhhhhh, damn. I used to love Murder, She Wrote! Always watched it with grandma!
No, I premiered prior to 1970.
No, I am not… Frenchy McFrenchsong. I can’t think of any French singer/songwriters with an F. 
No, I am not motivational speaker Matt Foley.
Drawing a blank on the twin brother bit, though.
Murder She Wrote was great, back in the days. Just like Jake and the Fatman and that other show with two beach bums and their nerdy friend who had a robot. What was the name of that show???
As for the singer, you’re not Francis Cabrel. Though I do believe your name would’ve been better as Frenchy DuFrenchsong 
DQ: Did you premiere prior to 1950? (working on the time scale here)
IQ: Did you sing in a very high pitch, due to a lack of certain things?
So you’re not Farley Flavors from Shock Treatment.
DQ: Are you more popular in America than in other parts of the world?
IQ: Do you have a wide stance?
Oh, how I wish he wasn’t French… No, scratch that. I wish he would shut the fuck up. If he did, he could be French all he wants 
I still don’t have a darn clue who you might be, seo. That’s one long distance personna you’ve found yourself, there.
Lesseee…
Are you “played” by Samuel L. Jackson in a comic book ?
Are you a pizza delivery man who got cryofrozen and thawed a thousand years later ?
Was your name stamped on nearly every American stagecoach ?
Scratch my IQ, was thinking of someone else.
New IQ: Are you an aged scientist who delivers packages?
Foster Brooks portrayed a “lovable lush” on many TV shows during the 1970’s.
Fibber McGee’s closet was known to fans of old-time radio.
DQs:
Did your character live in the southern United States?
Were you played by a man who is now dead?
IQ: Did you have a thing going with Juanita down at the diner?
Yes, all these are asked with the same guy in mind…
Fibber McGee’s closet! :smack: Sonofa–, I knew that one. I knew that one so damn hard it hurts. My grandmother even referred to the hallway closet as the “Fibber McGee” because of how cluttered it was.
I would like to thank everybody for all their questions, but Sternvogel has hit the nail on the head for I am, in fact, Mayberry’s Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife.
“Nip it! Nip it in the bud!” 
You’re who?
Now I need to google.
Popular supporting character from the extremely popular 60s US sitcom, The Andy Griffith Show. The show was played outside of the US in North and South America as well as in Europe, albeit it wasn’t nearly as big a hit as it was Stateside.
Here is a classic Barney Fife episode.
Okay, since I won, I’ll start a new round.
This time, it’s all about the O.
Ask away!
Are you the prez of a major nation
Did you fight for Tara?