I’m HK.
Have at you!
Were you a regular on the Carol Burnett Show?
Did your blindness and deafness inspire many tasteless jokes?
Are you a controversial American film director?
Do you pronounce what’s “out,” thus crushing the dreams of hopefuls in one of the most public settings possible?
Did you score a country hit with “Past the Point of Rescue,” orighinally done by Irish chanteuse Mary Black?
Are you one half of Flo & Eddie?
Were you major league baseball’s #1 home run hitter in the 1960’s?
Did you make your longtime secretary the President of the airline you founded?
Aw, I wanted to ask this one!
Are you the creator of Dennis the Menace?
Do you spell your name with asterisks between the letters?
Were you Secretary of State under two presidents?
Were you a founder of Technicolor?
I’m not:
Harvey Korman, comic actor
Helen Keller, butt of countless tasteless jokes
Harmony Korine, controversial director of Kids
Hal Ketchum, “Past the Point of Rescue” singer
Howard Kaylan, Flo & Eddie star
Harmon Killebrew, 1960s home run king
Hank Ketcham, “Dennis the Menace” cartoonist
Hyman* Kaplan, multiply-asterisked fictional character
Henry Kissinger, SecState to Nixon and Ford
Herbert Kalmus, Technicolor founder
Leaper and astorian, you get DQs.
Were you Chancellor for sixteen years?
Did you establish a major shipyard during World War II?
Were you the British commander of the “guerrilla” stages of the Boer War?
Herb Kelleher was the founder of Southwest Airlines- his secretary, who’d been his right hand from the time he started the airline, became the President when Herb moved up to Chairman.
DQ: Are you male?
Are you a theologian who’s now a mortal enemy of one-time pal Pope Benedict XVI?
Did you win a batting title with the Detroit Tigers?