The IQ I was going to post: Are you a former British Naval Officer?
Are you a Bristol City FC striker?
Are you a former British Prime Minister?
[QUOTE=Schnitte]
No, I’m not anti-KGP dissident Stepan Bandera.
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Hmmm. I’m not sure that Bandera really “tried to figure out the workings of” the KGB (not KGP). Instead of calling foul, I’ll rephrase:
Did you, a fictional female, try for years to figure out the workings of an evil organization?
[QUOTE=Schnitte]
And to wrap things up, a DQ … to Sternvogel
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In National Lampoon’s Animal House, Belushi smashed Stephen Bishop’s guitar.
DQ: Are you currently alive?
IQ: Are you one of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show sidekicks?
[QUOTE=WormTheRed]
But what about my first DQ? Are you male?
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Yes, male.
[QUOTE=Dead Cat]
Are you a former British Prime Minister?
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No, I’m not Stanley Baldwin.
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Hmmm. I’m not sure that Bandera really “tried to figure out the workings of” the KGB (not KGP). Instead of calling foul, I’ll rephrase:
Did you, a fictional female, try for years to figure out the workings of an evil organization?
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The P instead of the B was a typo, I don’t know how I got to make that mistake (P and B aren’t even adjacent on the keyboard!). Must have been a result of the hurry I was in.
Anyway, with regards to your female fictional character: I haven’t got a clue, take a DQ.
Are you a world-record-holding retired pole-vaulter?
[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
DQ: Are you currently alive?
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No, I’m dead.
Another show I’ve never seen, so a DQ for you.
[QUOTE=WormTheRed]
Are you a world-record-holding retired pole-vaulter?
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No, I’m not Sergey Bupka (sp?).
[QUOTE=WormTheRed]
The IQ I was going to post: Are you a former British Naval Officer?
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[QUOTE=Dead Cat]
Are you a Bristol City FC striker?
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A DQ for each one of you.
Captain Samuel Brown, of her majesties Royal Navy
My DQ: Were you born in the 20.th century?
My IQ: Are you a nobel prize winner in literature?
[QUOTE=Schnitte]
Sigh…three DQs for you, astorian. I would have thought of Bernstein with regards to the last question, but his first name doesn’t start with an S, and upon googling I found out that the composer was Samuel Barber.
This is really going to be a fast one.
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Sally Bowles sang at the Kit Kat Klub, in “Cabaret”
Sandra Bernhard helped kidnap Jerry Lewis in Scorsese’s “The King of COmedy”
And you know Samuel Barber
SUMMARY:
Dead
Male
Real Person
DQ1: Were you involved in sports?
DQ2: Were you involved in the arts?
DQ3: Were you involved in science?
Did you win the first Grammy for Spoken Word Comedy Album?
Were you, and most of your co-stars, murdered by Keyser Soze?
Were you the third baseman of the great Oakland dynasty of the Seventies?
[QUOTE=Schnitte]
And to wrap things up, a DQ each to Sternvogel and Governor Quinn.
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The answer: Samuel Byck, whom attempted to assassinate Richard Nixon by plane in 1974.
DQ: Did you die at any point during the 20th century?
IQ: Did you win a World Series ring and 6 PGA Tour events?
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
…Did you, a fictional female, try for years to figure out the workings of an evil organization?
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Sydney Bristow (Jennifer Garner), of the TV show Alias, subverting SD-6 from within.
DQ: Were you an American?
[QUOTE=astorian]
DQ1: Were you involved in sports?
DQ2: Were you involved in the arts?
DQ3: Were you involved in science?
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No to all of your three DQs. At least, the occupation I am remembered for was neither sports, nor arts, nor science.