The IQ I was going to post: Are you a former British Naval Officer?
Are you a Bristol City FC striker?
Are you a former British Prime Minister?
Hmmm. I’m not sure that Bandera really “tried to figure out the workings of” the KGB (not KGP). Instead of calling foul, I’ll rephrase:
Did you, a fictional female, try for years to figure out the workings of an evil organization?
In National Lampoon’s Animal House, Belushi smashed Stephen Bishop’s guitar.
DQ: Are you currently alive?
IQ: Are you one of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show sidekicks?
Yes, male.
No, I’m not Stanley Baldwin.
The P instead of the B was a typo, I don’t know how I got to make that mistake (P and B aren’t even adjacent on the keyboard!). Must have been a result of the hurry I was in.
Anyway, with regards to your female fictional character: I haven’t got a clue, take a DQ.
Are you a world-record-holding retired pole-vaulter?
No, I’m dead.
Another show I’ve never seen, so a DQ for you.
No, I’m not Sergey Bupka (sp?).
A DQ for each one of you.
Captain Samuel Brown, of her majesties Royal Navy
My DQ: Were you born in the 20.th century?
My IQ: Are you a nobel prize winner in literature?
Sally Bowles sang at the Kit Kat Klub, in “Cabaret”
Sandra Bernhard helped kidnap Jerry Lewis in Scorsese’s “The King of COmedy”
And you know Samuel Barber
SUMMARY:
Dead
Male
Real Person
DQ1: Were you involved in sports?
DQ2: Were you involved in the arts?
DQ3: Were you involved in science?
Did you win the first Grammy for Spoken Word Comedy Album?
Were you, and most of your co-stars, murdered by Keyser Soze?
Were you the third baseman of the great Oakland dynasty of the Seventies?
The answer: Samuel Byck, whom attempted to assassinate Richard Nixon by plane in 1974.
DQ: Did you die at any point during the 20th century?
IQ: Did you win a World Series ring and 6 PGA Tour events?
Sydney Bristow (Jennifer Garner), of the TV show Alias, subverting SD-6 from within.
DQ: Were you an American?
No to all of your three DQs. At least, the occupation I am remembered for was neither sports, nor arts, nor science.