I’m going to preface this by saying I swear I’m not dumb. At least I don’t think I am. I’m sure more than a couple of you would beg to differ.
I am fixing #6 again and going with Prof’s original question. FML.
Were you a noted British suffragist? - Yes, the redoubtable Emmeline Pankhurst
Did you tell a small mammal not to drive angry? - Phil Connors, in Groundhog Day
Were you “trainer to the gods” in Disney’s Hercules? - Yes, Phil (short for Philoctetes)
DQ:
Would be considered a “good guy” today?
IQs:
Were you a candidate for POTUS in the first season of 24?
Were you the homecoming queen found dead in the first season of Twin Peaks?
Were you her father?
IQ1: Did you write the pamplets Common Sense and The American Crisis?
IQ2: Were the the original bassist for The Kinks?
IQ3: Were you one of the two FIFA Players of the Century?
IQs:
1. Did you direct The Master?
2. Were you in The Master, either as the photographer Freddie Quell or the L. Ron Hubbard-esque title character?
3. Did you not say that you could see Russia from your house (that was someone playing you on Saturday Night Live)?