Have you played a princess, a retired Army officer, a prima ballerina and a First Lady? - Natalie Portman, in Phantom Menace, Annihilation, Black Swan and Jackie
Did you win the unwelcome nickname “Commissary”? - Gen. Nathaniel Banks, during the Civil War, after Confederate troops captured an enormous trove of supplies from him
Were you a very stupid member of a British rock band? - Yes, Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap