IQ1: Are you a Norse giant who tricked Thor to attempt to drink the ocean?
IQ2: Are you the (Latinized) husband of Gaia and father of the Titans?
IQ3: Did you trick the wife of your enemy Gorlois and sleep with her?
IQ1: Do you point at people and say “I want YOU to join the US Army”?
IQ2: Are you a relative of Harry Potter with a profound lack of imagination?
IQ3: Are you a protagonist of Harriet Beecher Stowe?
IQ1: Were you associated with Adm Halsey?
IQ2: Are you a rabbit created by a Stratemeyer author?
IQ3: Were you a Hittite soldier killed on the orders of his king?
IQ1: Have you been portrayed by Jackie Coogan and Christopher Lloyd?
IQ2: Were you portrayed by John Candy in a John Hughes film?
IQ3: Did Paul McCartney apologize to you in song because “we haven’t done a bloody thing all day”?