Do you spend all your life livin’ in the gangsta’s paradise?
Are you a Manhattan-born Jewish singer-songwriter whose songs have been covered by Aretha Franklin, James Taylor, and Grand Funk Railroad, as well as sung by yourself on one of the top-selling albums of all time?
IQs:
1. Did you represent John Scopes?
2. Were you Peter Parker’s girlfriend?
3. Were you a titular 70s TV role played by John Forsythe?
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who also played the ghost of Frank’s old boss Lew Hayward in Scrooged?
IQs:
1. Did you often throw your briefcase out the train window on your way home from work?
2. Did you and your congregation sing the theme song for a comedy war movie?
3. Were you an engineer whose nickname derived from the name of the town where you lived when you were young?
Mad Jack Churchill (He was throwing it into his back yard so he wouldn’t have to carry it home from the train station.)
Mike Curb (“Burning Bridges”)
Casey Jones.
Did you write O Pioneers? - Yes, Willa Cather
Do you demand that others respect your authoritah? - Yes, Cartman, from South Park
Was Lincoln warned, in a funny way, of your political corruption? - Simon Cameron, who served (badly) as Lincoln’s first Secretary of War. When Lincoln asked a more honest Pennsylvania politician just how crooked Cameron was, the man thought for a moment and said, “Well, I don’t suppose he’d steal a hot stove…”
IQs:
1. Did you say history is bunk, which means you probably wouldn’t do well in this game?
2. Were you one of the celebrity parents caught fixing their children’s SAT results in Operation Varsity Blues?
3. Were you born Araminta Ross?