I am not Punxsutawney Phil, Paula Prentiss, Phylicia Rashad, Phil, or Phil Silvers, but I am indeed Phil Connors! Chosen solely because, yes, the game started on Groundhog Day.
IQs:
1. Did a painting of yours, “The Man of Sorrows”, go for $45.4 million at a Sotheby’s auction last month, following another high-price sale of a painting of yours last year, “Portrait of a Young Man Holding a Roundel” (although neither are arguably the work you’re best known for)?
2. According to a 1930 Rudy Vallée song, are you loved by every college boy–but the singer is the one who’s loved by you?
3. For a time, were you the most famous American hater of broccoli?
IQs:
1. Did you in fact raise your daughter Deborah in an air crib, and did she turn out perfectly fine?
2. Did you write and draw picture books such as Animalia and The Eleventh Hour?
3. Are you Jonah Hill’s sister?
IQs:
1. After meeting your computer-selected college roommate, did you think “There are still a few bugs in the system”?
2. Do you have the same last name as the main character of the long-running film series in which you played his secretary?
3. Did you call hakarl the most disgusting thing you’d ever eaten, and didn’t like chicken McNuggets very much either?
#1 was Belinda. #2 was Billy Budd. #3 was Junius Booth. ( I know you know way too much about Lincolniana to let you get away with just a last name here.)