IQs:
1. Were you called Funk Queen West of the Rockies?
2. After being elected, did you ask Webb Hubbell at the US Department of Justice to “find the answers to two questions for me. One, who killed JFK? And two, are there UFOs?”
3. Do you have eight gold medals and an appropriate last name for someone who can move quickly?
IQ1: Did you infamously flash David Letterman?
IQ2: Are you a member of a organization whose primary rule is “No poofters”?
IQ3: Were you a child actor who later recorded the novelty hit “Fish Heads”?
IQ1: Did Leonard Nimoy sing your praises (for certain values of “sing”) on the non-Spock side of the Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy album?
IQ2: Are you a very naughty boy, and not the Messiah?
IQ3: Are you Pontius Pilate’s vewy gweat fwiend in Wome?
1 was cartoonist Lynda Barry (on the copyright/dedication page in Matt Groening’s Work is Hell collection).
DQ: novel published after 1930?
IQs:
1. Are you an underachiever-and-proud-of-it,-man main character of a 1989 show created by Matt Groening?
2. Are you a robotic main character of a 1999 show created by Matt Groening?
3. Are you a rebellious, hard-drinkin’ princess of Dreamland and main character of a Netflix show created by Matt Groening which has a new season coming out tomorrow?
IQ1: Are you a scrivener who would prefer not to?
IQ2: Did you write a novel that was adapted into what many consider the first Hollywood summer blockbuster?
IQ3: Did you write a novel that was adapted into what held the record for the most profitable horror film until about 4 years ago?
IQs:
1. Stretching the limits of what can be used in this game, are you an IKEA bookcase?
2. Are you Artemis Fowl’s butler?
3. Is your name an anagram of “Presbyterians” (though you yourself were raised a Southern Baptist, and recently converted to Catholicism)?