Botticelli, July 2011

Not Frank Fontana from “Murphy Brown”

Ooo, you’re good.

IQ: Did a seagull hit you in the face at a particularly inopportune time?

IQ: Are you the title character in a musical, who was played by Tom Bosley in the original cast?

Not the old mayor of my hometown, Fiorello LaGuardia.

Not Fabio (I don’t know if it was a seagull, but I remember seeing how he’d gotten hit in the face by a brird while on some kind of roller coaster).

Buster Friendly, TV talk show host and replicant.

DQ: European?

Yes

  1. Fictional
  2. Male
  3. Last name starts with “F”
  4. European

Have you been played on screen by David Niven?

IQ: Are you in charge of the investigation to take down a masked anarchist?

IQ: Are you a Roman private informer in the reign of Vespasian?

Not Phileas Fogg

I’m guessing this is a “V For Vendetta” question, but I don’t know the answer. Take a DQ.

No idea who this is- ask your DQ.

IQ: Are you a sweet transvestite?

You are not Inspector Finch.

DQ: Would you be considered a “hero”?

IQ: Did your anatomical studies drive you to create life?

Not Frank N. Furter

First, I’m not Victor Frankenstein.

Second, no- NOBODY regards me as a hero.

  1. Fictional
  2. Male
  3. Last name starts with “F”
  4. European
  5. Nobody’s idea of a hero

IQ: Are you a receiver of stolen goods who has been portrayed by Alec Guinness, George C. Scott, and Ben Kingsley, and many others.

You are not Marcus Didius Falco, the protagonist of the Lindsay Davis series of mysteries which started with ‘The Silver Pigs’.

DQ: The work of fiction in which you appear, was it originally a film?

According to Sports Illustrated, did you have a 168 mph fastball?