IQ1: Were Thom, McMahon, Kirksey and Marney associated with you?
IQ2: Did you write "The Marching Morons?
IQ3: Were you an Irish earl lost when the ship you were riding on was torpedoed?
Kahn Noonien Singh from the wrath of Kahn: “From hell’s heart, I stab at thee! For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Also the last words of Captain Ahab.
I know. A German translator once told me that “Ich bein ein Berliner” could be construed as “I am a jelly doughnut”, but in the same way “I am Parmesan” could be interpreted as “I am cheese” rather than “I am from Parma”; I just asked it for the funny. Correct, though misspelled, about Thomas Kinkade, and John Maynard Keynes.
IQs:
Did you kill Harry Dresden?
Are you a soccer player who’s here, who’s there, who’s fucking everywhere?