According to one interpretation of a classic childrens’ novel about a candymaker, which sees the characters as personifications of the Seven Deadly Sins, do you represent Gluttony?
Years after creating a crime-solving priest, did you finally and shockingly convert to Roman Catholicism?
Did you lose a lucrative gig as a talking duck after making jokes about the Japanese tsunami?
IQ1: Were you a shock punk rocker more famous for pooping on stage than for any of your so-called music?
IQ2: Were you the librettist for a series of Victorian comic operas?
IQ3: Did you play the Caped Crusader in his most reviled feature film appearance?
Gilbert Gottfried. But close enough, clearly I’m gonna have to up my game.
IQs:
Is a baseball game in which the pitcher gets a shutout in less than 100 pitches named after you?
Are you a singer with a four-octave range, who’s considered to be the girly-girl equivalent pop icon to Billie Eilish’s tomboy?
Are you a much-loved Irish talk show host, known for your flamboyant sports coats and your ability to lure A-level American stars to London to be on your show?
Apparently there is a MONSTER at the end of this post! Stay here and don’t read the questions!
IQs:
1. Did you play for the Edmonton Oilers? Oh dear, you have read the first question.
2. Were you Britta, on Community? No no, don’t continue!
3. This is it, the final question! The one with the monst…wait a minute, the monster is lovable furry old you?
Have you played a witch-hunter, an MI6 agent and a kidnap victim? - Gemma Arterton, in Hansel & Gretel, Quantum of Solace and The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Was the jet in which you set a speed record later lost at sea? - John Glenn
Did JFK call to wish you a happy birthday just hours before the fateful Dallas motorcade? - FDR’s VP, John Nance Garner
DQs:
British character?
From science fiction?
Would be alive today, if real?
IQs:
Did you greet a young female student with, “Good morning, daughter of the Devil”?
Were you editor of The Liberator?
Were you restaurant critic at KACL Seattle?
Did you greet a young female student with, “Good morning, daughter of the Devil”? - Very close, it was Rev. Charles Grandison Finney, an early president of Oberlin College. Coeducation was a done deal by then, but he wasn’t happy about it (and the story goes that the student sweetly replied, “Good morning, Father”).
Were you editor of The Liberator? - Yes, William Lloyd Garrison
Were you restaurant critic at KACL Seattle? - The sniffy Gil Chesterton on Frasier