Botticelli October 2011

Good job, astorian!

I had to look up Dizzy Dean’s Wikipedia entry to see EXACTLY what his name was. But once all the obvious “J” Hall of Famers were eliminated, I figured I had to try guys who were known primarily by nicknames. I didn’t know that his name was “Jay Hanna.” In fact, I vaguely thought his real first name was Jerome.I’m pretty sure his brother Daffy’s real first name was Paul.
Anyway, time for a new game. The new letter is…

G

I remember reading it was Jerome as well. We had a book called The Greatest Cardinals of Them All in our elementary school library, and that’s probably where I saw the apparent error. I think the book also contained a reference to the quote about “Me and Paul” on this page, although I recall it as “Me and Paul will win it all”, not a prediction of a combined victory total.

IQ: When sent a telegram inquiring about your age, did you reply “Old (name) fine. You?”?

“How Old Cary Grant?” “Old Cary Grant Fine. How You?”

Great story, but I’m not Cary Grant.

Nice job, Astorian! I kinda liked Hunter for the historic value, but oh well. Moving on…

IQ1: While doing time in federal prison, were you fond of singing the Horst Wessel song in the shower?

IQ2: Did you speak your last words, “let’s do it”, in January of 1977?

IQ3: Did you work as a hatmaker before becoming world welterweight champ?

A softball:

IQ: Do you believe that no ga-news is good ga-news?

YOU think it’s a softball, but I had to look it up.

I never saw the show, and had never heard of Gary Gnu before.

So, ask a DQ.

Q2: No, I’m not.. Gary Gilmore?
I don’t have any idea on the other two, so ask two DQs.

DQ: are you real?

IQ: Are you known for your longevity and your ditzy wife?

IQ: Are you bigger than big, taller than tall, quicker than quick, stronger than strong?

IQ: Did your government ban you from its space program to prevent your death in an space accident, only for you to be killed in a plane crash?

yes, I’m a real person.

But I’m not George Burns

Not Gigantor (Loved Dr. Bob Brilliant!)

And not Yuri Gagarin.

IQ: Did Bruce Springsteen write your last chart hit in 1982?

Gilmore is right. The other two are G Gordon Liddy and Emile Griffith, respectively.

DQ1: Are you male?
DQ2: Are you American?

I wouldn’t have got Gary Gnu, either.

IQ: Did your critically acclaimed film spur the resurgence of an American terrorist organization?

Um… you know you’re not supposed to do any research, right? Just to go on what you know from memory?

Well. Too late now, I guess.

IQ: Did you have a dog named Sweetlips?

IQ: Were you notorious among your friends for your very, very thick wallet?

IQ: Did you make headlines for stealing a kiss from a royal person?

You better watch your step, you better stay in line… whoa, whoa, this little girl is miiiine…

What? Oh, sorry. No, I’m not Gary “U.S.” Bonds

Yes, male.
No, Not American

  1. Real person
  2. Male
  3. Not American

Not D.W. (“Birth of a Nation”) Griffith

If I’d said Jerome “Dizzy” Dean, would you have taken it?
Anyway, I’m stumped by all 3 questions, so ask 3 DQs.