I am the Person from Porlock! Who, in 1797, visited Samuel Taylor Coleridge for an hour and distracted him from writing down the rest of “Kubla Khan”. Possibly Coleridge made him up as an excuse for why the poem was unfinished.
D’oh! I thought of Porlock and Xanadu, but was thinking of the town and not the otherwise-unnamed person himself. Should’ve taken a stab at it.
IQs:
Are your father, mother and uncle all psychiatrists?
Did you praise Washington’s generalship during the 1776-1777 New Jersey campaign?
Did both of your successors have the same word as one of their names?
IQ1: Are you one of the Warriors Three along with Volstagg and Hogun the Grim?
IQ2: Did you bite off the hand of Tyr?
IQ3: Are you Odin’s wife, who can see the future but tells no one?
Are your father, mother and uncle all psychiatrists? - You were very close; it was Frederick Crane, from Frasier
Did you praise Washington’s generalship during the 1776-1777 New Jersey campaign? - Frederick the Great
Did both of your successors have the same word as one of their names? - I’ll rephrase
DQs:
Real?
Male?
IQs:
You were an American. Did both of your successors have the same word as one of their names?
Were you an important leader on Aurora in the Isaac Asimov novel The Robots of Dawn?
Did you coworkers watch your wedding home movies and mock you MST3K-style?
You were an American. Did both of your successors have the same word as one of their names? - Frederick “Fred” Vinson was succeeded as Chief Justice of the United States by Earl Warren and then Warren Burger
Were you an important leader on Aurora in the Isaac Asimov novel The Robots of Dawn? - Han Fastolfe
Did you coworkers watch your wedding home movies and mock you MST3K-style? - Maj. Frank Burns on MASH*
DQs:
American?
Living?
Political/military?
IQs:
Did you play the President in Seven Days in May?
Were you one of Victor Hugo’s most beloved characters?
Were you mentioned but never seen in the first Harry Potter novel?
IQ1: Did you play the grandson in The Princess Bride?
IQ2: Did you head the Westboro Baptist Church protests at US soldier funerals?
IQ3: Are you vocalist for Limp Bizkit?