Did you defend British soldiers charged in the Boston Massacre?
Did Anthony Hopkins play you in Amistad?
Have you played a princess, a linguist and a self-harming former reporter?
IQs:
1. Are you Secretary General of the United Nations?
2. Did you attend an unusual tea party with a hare, a sleepy dormouse, and a hatter?
3. Was a novel of yours made into what is arguably the first giant monster movie–since the ending involves a dinosaur running amuck in London–in 1925?
IQs:
1. Speaking of giant monster movies, were you the “beauty that killed the beast”?
2. Was your co-pilot Fred Noonan?
3. Did you have a minor role in History of the World Part I, as the clerk at the Roman unemployment office? (“Did you bullshit last week?” “No.” “Did you try to bullshit last week?..”)