IQ1: I am not Bobby Knight
IQ2: I am not Kinky Friedman
IQ3: DQ for you
A three-fer; three related questions for the price of one (and an extra hint, besides)!
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is Krishna; Duryodhana and Arjuna both approach Krishna while he sleeps, to ask for his allegiance in the upcoming Kurukshetra War. Although Duryodhana is the first in the room, Krishna sees Arjuna first. Arjuna does not care about Krishna’s armies, kinsman or weapons - he only wants the God to guide him. Duryodhana, earth-bound materialist that he is, can only see the worth of Krishna’s forces and not the worth of the God. He leaves Arjuna with Krishna himself, and takes all of Krishna’s armies, thinking he got the better deal.
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is Karna. Karna is actually a half-brother to the Pandavas, but none of them know it at this point. Karna presents himself while all the cousins are in training; Arjuna arrogantly demands to know Karna’s background. When Karna tells them that he was found in a basket in the river by a chariot-driver and adopted, the Pandavas tell him to get out - he is unworthy to fight with them. At this point, Duryodhana generously adopts Karna, and the noble warrior becomes allied to the evil Kauravas.
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is King Kuru, who is the grandfather of both the Pandavas and the Kauravas.
DQ1: Are you European?
DQ2: Were you born after 1800?
DQ3: Are you known for your military accomplishments?
DQ1: Yes, I am European
DQ2: I was born after 1800
DQ3: I am known for being in the military, saying I accomplished anything would be a whole other thing.
K
1: I am not alive
2. I was not a head of state
3. I was born before 1900
4. I am not known for my contribution to the Arts
5. I am not American
6. I am European
7. I was born after 1800
8. While the military was a big part of my life, it could not be said that I accomplished anything admirable in that field.
I am liking this round
This was Max Klinger from MAS*H.
DQ: Did you die before 1900?
IQ: Were you a real pissant who was very rarely stable?
IQ: Are you an old slut on junk lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed?
IQ: Are you an outspoken anti-violence icon in the hip hop comunity?
GAH - I should have known that one!
DQ: No, I died after 1900
IQ1: I am not Immanuel Kant
IQ2 and 3: No idea
These were Kirsty MacColl and KRS-ONE.
DQ: Were you a native speaker of English?
DQ: Is your military career your most prominent claim to fame?
IQ1: Are you a mild-mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper?
IQ2: Did you win the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction in 1956?
IQ3: Did you write a 1965 novel about a young teacher in a New York City high school?
DQ1: No, English was not my native language (although when I am seen, it is speaking only English)
DQ2: Pretty much
IQ1: I am not Clark Kent
IQ2: No idea
IQ3: No idea
K
1: I am not alive
2. I was not a head of state
3. I was born before 1900
4. I am not known for my contribution to the Arts
5. I am not American
6. I am European
7. I was born after 1800
8. While the military was a big part of my life, it could not be said that I accomplished anything admirable in that field.
9. I died after 1900
10: English was not my native language (although I have only been seen speaking English)
11: My military career was my primary claim to fame
Are you famous for “autographing” military hardware?
IQ: I’m not Kilroy
Correct on Clark Kent.
On IQ2, I was looking for MacKinley Kantor, who won the Pulitzer in 1956 for Andersonville.
On IQ3, I was looking for Bel Kaufman, whose 1965 novel, Up the Down Staircase, made a few waves in its day.
DQ: Did you die prior to 1950?
DQ: Did your military career include service in WWII?
DQ1: I am not sure, but I do not believe that I died prior to 1950
DQ2: Yes, it included WWII
IQ: Were you the commandant of camp 13?
Yes!
I am Colonel Klink!
Well done, Enginerd! I hadn’t thought to ask the fictional character/real person question.
Now you know why I really liked this round. I knew once someone asked if the person was fictional, it would be done.
That was fun - it was the fame with a seeming lack of accomplishment that got me thinking about the fictional track.
Let’s get a new game going with E.
IQ1: Were you the Risotto Girl?
IQ2: Do you ever feel the need to kill the wabbit?
IQ3: Did you leave Yale to act, only to become a very celebrated director?