Chuck Hagel.
DQ: Are you a political figure?
Yes, I am.
NOT FEMALE
NOT IN ENTERTAINMENT BIZ
NOT EUROPEAN
A POLITICAL FIGURE
Did you resign from the Supreme Court to run for President?
No, I’m not Charles (Evans) Hughes
Well, I’m going to call it a night. Commuting day tomorrow.
Hasta mañana!
Are you a comic novelist specializing in offbeat Florida themes?
Or are you a long-serving, powerful but low-key U.S. senator from Arizona?
never mind
No, I’m not Carl Hiaassen
Hmmm… I don’t know the Arizona Senator. Ask your yes/no.
Carl Hayden.
DQ: Are you an American?
Yes, indeed.
MALE
NOT IN ENTERTAINMENT
IN POLITICS
AMERICAN
Are you a tenor sax player, with an alto sax father?
No, and I don’t know who you are.
I’ll be at work all day- sorry, I won’t get to answer many questions.
Are you an acerbic British atheist and commentator?
Or a noted early American minstrel?
A puppet of some repute on American TV a few years back?
Or an American jazz musician and bass player?
Hey, don’t Bogart the Botticelli!
Indirect: did you make money on television by shrinking?
Were you a U.S. Representative from California?
Craig Handy.
DQ: Have you ever been involved in a scandal?
No I am not Christopher Hitchens
Or Charlie Haden
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I don’t know the minstrel or the puppet, so take two yes/no questions.
No, and I don’t know who you are.
Did you play alongside ocho cinquo in cincinnati last season?
Were you appointed to the Supreme Court more than once?