I’m MR.
Do you sing cowboy songs? (I love asking the first, easy question and then dropping out of sight…and I hate that I have no idea who Barty Diaz is.)
No, I am not Marty Robbins.
Were you a leading member of The Committee of Public Safety?
No, I am not Maximilien Robespierre.
Did you play a Mom on tv whose oldest son (on the show) just vanished one day and neither you nor anyone else in your family ever mentioned him again?
No, and I don’t know who you mean.
I need to get out more. Marion Ross played Mrs. Cunningham on Happy Days and in the first season, they had a basketball playing son named Chuck. He was written out of the show and no character ever mentioned him again.
Were you alive in the 20th century?
Yes. MR is
• Someone alive in the 20th century
Are you an older woman fond of younger men (or at least one specific younger man?)
Hmm. Not sure if I know who you mean. Is that Maude from Harold and Maude? IMDB doesn’t list the character’s last name. Go ahead and take a DQ.
Were you married to Tom Cruise?
Are you a TV personality who speaks in a resonant baritone?
No, I am not Mimi Rogers.
No, and I don’t know who you mean. Ask a DQ.
Mike Rowe.
Are you female?
Despite painting primarily abstracts, were you quoted as saying “There’s no such thing as a good painting about nothing”?
Did Montrealers ever riot on your behalf?
Are you a British Tory MP of Jewish ancestry?
Yes. MR is
• Someone alive in the 20th century
• Female