Did you play opposite of Jack Nicholson in two of his best known movies?
Are you referred to as a “lickspittle” by your boss?
Are you an often-maligned employee of the same boss?
IQs:
1. Did you write about the interpretation of dreams?
2. Were you an SNL Weekend Update character who invariably recommended “New York’s hottest club”?
3. Have you appeared in everything from The Deer Hunter to The Devil Wears Prada?
IQ1: Are your cheeks rosy? Do you look a little nosy?
IQ2: Did I say I don’t care what your daddy do?
IQ3: Did I say “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon and dance with me”?
IQs:
1. Were you appointed to the Supreme Court by Barack Obama?
2. Were you the extra-dimensional source of the zombie infection in the Marvel Zombies universe?
3. In the above character’s first appearance in Ultimate Fantastic Four, does he resemble you, if one changes the colors of his costume (he even has your haircut rather than the longer one of his mainstream Marvel counterpart)–leading some fans to theorize that he was originally intended to be you?