Mr. Ed, of curse of curse.
Okay…I had no idea they had a collectors group for hearse enthusiasts. Ain’t that somethin’?
Oh… and I might consider calling it “Hizzin” Except the Patty or William Randolph are my favorites.
Willoughby (from Twilight Zone)
The “Dead-Way People Mover”?
(Sorry, archaic DisneyWorld reference…)
I came in here (stupidly) hoping to be the first to suggest Ecto 1. Only missed it by 4.5 hours.
A buddy of mine had a van he called the Stabbin Cabin. Different meaning of Stabbin - but it might work?
The Cheney Chariot
What about Harold? or Maude? From the movie Harold and Maude
Some more:
Slab wagon
Romero’s Ride (as in George A.)
Ghoul galleon
Galloping gabriella
Hell’s barge
Dirgemobile
Corspe coach
C.O.D. (Chariot of Death)
Black Beauty
Renta (a play on “Hertz Rent-A-Car”)
Paint it anything but black and call it “Hewadico” (hearse with a different color).
:smack: Got the phrase wrong! That should be Hoadico, but I think Hewadico sounds better.
Morticia.
Son of Sam.
My first thought was “Pussy Wagon”, a la Kill Bill.
I’m so sorry.
You need to paint it something other than standard hearse Black.
Then it would be
The Hearse of a Different Color (that you’ve heard talk of)
Actually, right now it’s
The Hearse with No Name
Don’t take it for a drive in the Desert.
The Reaper Creeper or Reaper Keeper…
[sub]Reaper Sleeper?.. Weeper?.. Peeper? [/sub]
That’s all I got.
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ghost chaser
The Last Time machine
mummy rumbler
How about Fisher?
Fisher and Sons is the name of the funeral home in “Six Feet Under”.
the modsquadcar (merchant of death)
maudewagon, maudemobile, harold on wheels
Grave Mistake
Cryptonight
Sepulchritude
Bone Collector
Formalderide