[QUOTE=the boss
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Cadillac, Cadillac
Long and dark
shiny and black
Open up your engines let `em roar
Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur
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dude, you have got to play that song really loud when you drive her.
Charon
Christine
Liciense Plate : 2DIE4
Dead Heat
CalMeacham the hearse with no name is a good one. Not a good name, a funny pun.
You can call it Patty. You know Patty Hearse.
One of my neighbors has one with the personalized license plate: GOTH SUV
Kevorkian’s Caravan
Kevorkomobile
The Belushi Mobile (seeing as how John’s dead and all)
The next two take a bit of explaining, but I like 'em.
Kenneth
Rather Splatterer
Those two for the same reason. You remember when Dan Rather got the shit kicked out of him by that guy who kept saying, “Kenneth, what is the frequency?” Well, frequency is measured in Hertz! (Of course, Rather was measuring it that night in “hurts.” ;))
Bone Machine works, especially if you’re a Tom Waits fan.
the doom buggy
I have no name but you should get a bumper sticker that says
“if the Hearse is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ … or zombies will eat your brains”
How about:
-LAST RIDE
-MY PASSENGER DOESN’T CARE
-SEE YOU AT THE CEMETARY!
Bambi Lance
Glottis