I’m taking a beginning psych class. I figure that within a few weeks I will be qualified to provide each and every doper with a comprehensive personality evaluation complete with all your major and minor flaws and downfalls and a list of how you can correct them in a manner most beneficial to me. But I’ll try it now. To participate in this program please send cash only directly to me, steeljaw. If you’ve only got a few problems send $437. If you’re F*ed up beyond all recognition (fubar), then send $12,593 to get your problems fixed. If there isn’t enough interest in the payed program, I’ll start doing it for free, and hopefully about half way through I can make you realize that you will be a better person for paying for it.
To participate, please list your age, gender, hair color, hobbies, occupation, favorite food, last magazine read, car you drive, creationist or evolutionist, and how long it’s been since your last dental exam. I’ll take care of the rest.
And remember, I can’t help you 'til you wanna help yourself.
The hell you are. I teach arrogant know-it-alls like you how to spew psychobabble. You’re my bitch.
[sub]Seriously, I hope you enjoy your psychology class.[/sub]
Mmphmm. I just graduated with an MA Hons in Psych. Come back in 5 years, and you’ll have learned you’ve still a long way to go if you want to be a psychologist.
Meanwhile, have fun in your psych class. Most of it will be fascinating.
You wish. You WISH. Three years of undergrad psychology and I still feel quite clueless about what’s going on in actual people’s heads, including my own. But it’s a hell of a lot of fun anyway.
Well hell, I’m a few credits away from a minor in psychology. And I’ll offer the same service for half your price!
I ask you this: would you rather get an evaluation from someone called “steeljaw” or someone who has taken the following clases:
Intro
Developmental
Abnormal
Child
Social
and who will be taking the following before he graduates from college:
personality theory
something else to satisfy the minor program.
What intro will give you, more than anything else (at least what I remember) is history and a VERY basic overview. My class was 300 people and we didn’t discuss jack. Boring, but I already knew most of it anyway.
