I refuse to play Chinese checkers until we find out what’s going on!
Until we got some satisfaction on this I will not read any fortune cookie more than once! And I’ll make damn sure it doesn’t come true.
Can we eat spaghetti?
Reading this is like Mongolian water torture.
What are our Jewish friends going to do for dinner on Dec 25 this year? Oy!
And no fireworks for New Year’s day. Come early Feb, we’ll be celebrating Tết.
I wonder if this Vietnamese Fire Drill is confusing some of the upthread critics or if I am being wooshed
I think it’s “Freedom Fire Drill” now.
Man I was going to retire 5 minutes ago but no!..
And I won’t add “…in bed” to the ending!
I’m going to read fortune cookies, but I’m going to add “during a drone strike” to the end.
A boycott of Walmart would be much more effective.
Also, Salisbury Steak for Hamburger.
Most “chinese food” is about as authentic as Olive Garden or Taco Bell anyway, ie, not at all.
So solly, Chahlie, but me sohhh not using Velly Bad Mushu Accent til evellyone be flends again.
I vow to use the word “oriental” when I mean “asian” till this rug is lied to rest.
Cue Horrywoood chink chink music.
We are living in interesting times.
Looks like it’s Hot and Sour soup followed by Chicken with Black Bean Sauce for dinner tonight. Xièxie !
China to return seized U.S. drone, says Washington ‘hyping up’ incident
I will maintain my long-standing commitment to not watching any of the Rush Hour movies.
I never have Chinese food for Christmas , I have it on New Year eve ! And I will have some this year too. 
Funny thing: that game is a German variation of an American game. The idea to call it Chinese checkers was so it would sell better in America.
And I promise not to use stereotypical Japanese “accent” to mock other Asians until…well, I never have done so and I see no reason to start. (FTR: I haven’t used it to mock Japanese either.)
You should add “In a world where evil commie sub snatchers roam unpunished” instead.