Boycott Chinese Food [Until they return our submarine!]

The BBQ Pit
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I am boycotting Chinese food until they return our submarine.

If France stole our submarine, I would of course be boycotting French fries. But it was China this time, so no more Chinese food until you return our submarine!

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But wait…what will I do with out my lead infused sewage encouraged “fresh” ginger I use in all my fancy recipes?

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Whatever food you eat instead, make sure you don’t eat it off china.

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Charley…Charley…it was a Lilliputian submarine.

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No shit.

I cruise the local “Goodwill” store. Mostly looking for cheap clowns to terrorize my sister with…but I digress.

Anyway, I often see nice plates and cups and bowls and cookware and “china” and shit. Then I see “made in china” on it.

Screw that. I don’t have a lead testing kit at home.

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And how many Chinese restaurants, in the U.S., have any ties at all to China?

This is like “liberty fries.” Really stupid.

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Freedom fries.

Liberty cabbage was from WW2.

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I am going to do my part by ordering “Egg Freedom Yung” from now on.

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And General Flynn’s Chicken.

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Humboldt Bud Stickers.

Washington DC Duck

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I heard this “drone” was in International waters. Is China upset with us about something?

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I don’t see why they would be. Trump had a very nice phone conversation with their president just a few days ago.

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Well I certainly won’t order the sub gum.

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You are denser than a black hole.

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Your statement is a little ambiguous. I’m thinking you might just get a “visit” soon. Don’t you support our men in uniform?

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Y’know back in the early 20th century anti-German sentiment from WW I caused folks to re-name the German Shepherd the Alsatian ( despite them not coming from Alsace ).

Now I think the time has come for the Chinese Shar-Pei. Suggestions anyone? Remember, like the Alsatian they really needn’t be logical ;). Burmese Wrinkle-Hound perhaps?

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Hundreds of years of environmental abuses and human rights atrocities and THIS is what you take up arms about???

Now excuse me, I need to order my lunch of Freedom Pao Chicken with Lincoln Mein Noodles and Mount Rushmore Goo Gai Pan.

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I pledge not to use any Chinese proverbs until our little drone is repatriated.

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I see what you did there.

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So what thread is this parodying?