Boycott Chinese Food [Until they return our submarine!]

[billfish678]

@Dewey_Finn

Nice theory, except that American condoms are probably manufactured in China. So they know exactly what sizes we’re using.

Yeah, that Walmart smiley face on the ends of mine is a real deflator if you know what I mean

[Whiskey_Dickens]

“Chinese finger traps” will now be “fingerly-wingerly tube traps”
“Chopsticks” will now be “deconstructed flingy forks”
“Mahjong” will now be “slidey-slammy plates”
“Fireworks” will now be “flighty-festive sky booms”

[Go_Arachnid_Laser_1]

@Whiskey_Dickens

“Chinese finger traps” will now be “fingerly-wingerly tube traps”
“Chopsticks” will now be “deconstructed flingy forks”
“Mahjong” will now be “slidey-slammy plates”
“Fireworks” will now be “flighty-festive sky booms”

Instead of playing “Chinese Whispers” now we play “Charmless Blisters”.

[bobot]

@Whiskey_Dickens

“Chinese finger traps” will now be “fingerly-wingerly tube traps”
…

There is a good subtle shot of patient Cheswick with one of those stuck on a finger in the Cuckoo’s Nest movie.

[bobot]

I stand corrected (by me). It was Martini (Danny Devito) not Cheswick.

[Drunky_Smurf]

Danny Devito is Chinese? Well, that kind of makes sense.

[Lemur866]

@Drunky_Smurf

Danny Devito is Chinese? Well, that kind of makes sense.

One in five people are Chinese, so somebody in that movie had to be.