http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/22/people.marlonbrando.ap/index.html
In related news, an impenetrable black cloud has engulfed the South American nation of Ecuador.
In other news, I’m still going to hell.
In related news, Mount Everest has now been declared the world’s second highest mountain.
That Wally Cox and Marlon Brando had been roommates in Hell’s Kitchen in the '50s is one of my favorite factoids ever. Can you imagine them sharing a bathroom? Marlon coming home and finding Wally’s tie draped over the doorknob?
Jeeze, EVERYBODY knew Brando had them on his mantle all these years. :rolleyes: What is this with reporters on the show biz beat who know NONE of Hollywood’s open secrets? Forget Eve! I could do better than that loser!
Rescue parties are still digging for survivors.
Back in the late 70’s, I used to go to a little Gay bar in the Village called Marie’s Crisis. Still exists. They had outrageous bingo games in the afternoon and I used to go to play, and listen to some of those old queens’ stories about NYC.
They remembered Wally Cox coming in there regularly and getting blotto, and the bartender would have to call Marlon who would come to the bar and drag Wally back to their apartment. There is also an old photo of Brando and…well, that remains speculation.
But back then, everybody knew that Brando had Wally’s ashes on the mantlepiece.
In other Death Valley news, all of the borax mining operations have been converted to full scale nitrogen and phosphorous recovery outfits.
Jor-El and Mr. Peepers…together for all eternity.
OK, enough fucking fat jokes. This is a pretty disgusting “so and so has died” thread, at least for Cafe Society.
Wanna start a thread for fat jokes about a dead guy? IANAM, but personally I’d probably start such a thread in a different forum.
Shit, I don’t have the clothes for nuclear winter…
Now THAT’s a simulpost.
No, it isn’t.
2 minute difference.
Be precise.
Can we do Wally Cox skinny jokes?
The fact that Marlon Brando owned Wally Cox’s ashes doesn’t concern me, believe it or not.
The fact that he also owned the ashes of Paul Lynde, Cliff Arquette, and George Gobel, on the other hand…
:::Resists urge to start pit thread entitled “lissener is a humorless idiot”::: 
In other news, Death Valley National Monument has been rechristened “Blacksand Beach National Recreation Area.”
What’s wrong with a guy wanting to play the home version of Hollywood Squares?
Let’s see if I can remember their usual locations: Cox, top left, Lynde, center square, of course, and Gobel, lower right, so he won with a left-to-right diagonal. Charley Weaver, lower left, was just insurance in case Angie Dickenson, top right, died before Lonesome George.