Is apparently on sale. Have to get some for my plants like in the historical documentary *Idiocracy*.
I pointed this out earlier, but Brawndo® the Thirst Mutilator energy drink is NOW ON SALE and should be available at 7-Eleven. Be sure to stock up for this winter- after all, Brawndo’s got what plants crave!
(Brawndo® is a registered trademark of OMNI Consumer Products Corp. under license from 20th Century Fox, neither of which have anything to do with this unpaid advertisement. Under no circumstances should Brawndo® be used on plant life.)
(Look, we’ve already been over this. Brawndo’s got what plants crave.)
Idiocracy has been on cable a few times now and I’ve been fortunate enough to catch it a few times.
I need me some Brawndo.
I hear it has electrolytes.
Marlawn Brawndo?
I swear I searched before posting this! I swear! (Of course, I searched for Idiocracy and not Brawndo, so maybe that has something to do with it.)
Powersauce!
That’s incredible, thanks so much for posting this. I was trying to figure out what to get my brother for Christmas, and the package they have with a Brawndo t-shirt and two cans of the drink will be great.