Only three pints a day? Dude, 4 million Irish are laughing their asses off at you. 
What ever happened to See, Swirl, Sip and Spit?
That’s dedication.
That’s a busman’s holiday.
Ohhhkay.
Perhaps they forgot to mention the caipirinhas that he was sneaking in between the pints.
I assume that because of the lawsuit, the guy has lost his job.
Where can I send my resume?
It’s good to know the influence of the American litigious culture is spreading to South America.
See, now it’s a Catch-22.
An alcoholic shouldn’t be a beer taster. 
To be a beer taster you have to drink at work regularly. 
You’re considered an alcoholic if you drink regularly at work. :smack: