Since moving out of my parents’ house a few years back, I have revelled in doing things that would make my mother cringe. Like immediately purchasing a butter dish and leaving my butter on the counter.
Recently, I bought a bread box, because it would match my appliances and hide the unsightly bag o’ bread sitting on the counter. One of the things I hated most about my mom was she would freeze the bread. It used to kill me because she wouldn’t bother to defrost or toast the bread, she’d just let it sit for a few minutes, by which time it wouldn’t be frozen exactly but it would still be cold. Urgh, it was so gross.
So I got this fancy stainless steel bread box, and asked her if bread boxes had any purpose. “Oh no,” she assured me, “they’re just decorative.” Well, being single now and since my freeloading “guy on the couch” friend moved to a new city for school, I don’t use as much bread as I used to. And before I got the bread box, since I refused to freeze or even refrigerate my bread, oftentimes it would turn into a 5th grader’s science fair project halfway through the loaf.
So, just finished my first loaf of bread as a single gal without any mold. I fully expected every time I opened the bread box I would find my bread all green and fuzzy, but it didn’t happen. Even the freshly-baked rolls I got from the bakery lasted, according to the date on the sticker, at least a month.
This seems to fly in the face of my mother’s previous assurances that my bread box was a waste of money. It seems to me that it was quite effective at keeping my bread fresh (the rolls were a bit hard, but I used the last 2 to dip in my soup so it really didn’t matter). What is everyone else’s experience with bread boxes? It seems like they would work to hinder the bread’s exposure to light and moisture and mold spores, even though they’re not exactly hermetically sealed. I doubt there are any studies on this, just wondered if this was a fluke or what. If they do work, I might have to buy my father one for his birthday. I know that he, too, despises frozen bread.
So, do bread boxes have a purpose other than being useful at ascertaining the size of an unknown object during a game of Twenty Questions?