Posting from the toilet. That has got to be a first.
Feel better soon.
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It may be TMI, so be forwarned, but after days of fasting, and breaking that fast with salsa and hot sauce, this is the Little Rascals sound that the OP’s predicament reminded me of most…
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Bathroom door knock “That’s some bad cough you got there, Gamehat…” :eek: 
Even before I clicked the link, I knew what the sound would be!
What episode was that from, anyway? (And wasn’t that right after ‘Give me the biggest kiss you’ve got!’?)
Are you kidding me? Half my posts are from the toilet!
Wolf ass, eh? Heh!
Get some dibucaine hemorrhoidal cream. It’ll numb up your mucus tissue.
It’s from ‘Birthday Blues’. Of course, none of this has to do with the OP, who for all we know may still be stuck on the bowl.
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“Dear Mr. GameHat. STOP You have the wrong tacos. STOP Bring them right back…”
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Yes, I did LOL.
Thank you for sharing. I do hope you wash your hands after you wipe but before you start typing again. :eek:
No, it’s not. 
Reminds me of one of those humorous stories that get mailed around. This one was about some guy eating at a chili cookoff. One of the entries was so hot that he had to “wipe my ass with a snowcone”.
Oh yes. Wolf ass really sucks. This is why I buy Charmin triple ply with aloe. You know that
it’s bad when the pain is still nearly unbearable.
Memo to self: stop eating spicy food at midnight. You would think that I would know better by now. Nope.
Reminds me of that time in college that I got really drunk and ate half a jar of jalapenos. I was praying hard for death the next day.