Breaking my 48-hour fast? Chipotle was not my wisest choice.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I had been fasting since Monday.

Today I broke my fast. Couldn’t decide where to go for lunch, ended up at Chipotle.

I ordered three soft tacos, steak, with mild salsa. It was a busy lunch hour and the man behind the counter made a mistake and laded my tacos with the hot salsa.

“Do you want me to make you new tacos?”

“Nah, I like the hot salsa too. It’s all good. Just put some of the mild on top.”

Now it’s twelve hours later and I’m in agony.

TMI TO FOLLOW*

I’m perched on the porcelain throne, and at this point I would swear my stomach didn’t digest the salsa at all.

MY GOD IT BURNS.

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For some reason this reminds me of a line from one of the The Little Rascals shows.

‘See what you get for being smart?’

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Ooooo. Tucks are your friend. Really.
Good luck with that.

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Wipe your bottom with tissues soaked in cool milk…

Ouchety ouch. Why were you fasting anyway?

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Mmmm, Chipotle. I had a steak burrito with the hot sauce yesterday. That is some good stuff right there.

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I now have “Ring of Fire” stuck in my head…

Sorry for your discomfort!

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Originally posted by Surly Chick

Me too.

God speed GameHat, godspeed. And I’ll chime in and second the tucks pads. They’re da’ shiznit.

MT

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You should have gotten some ice cream too. That way you could be sitting there right now yelling “Come on ice cream!” :smiley:

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Fasting has some health benefits. Apparently, one of the health benefits is not a bullet proof rectum.

Yeah, that salsa really rectum.

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Reminds me of when, after a crazy overtime stint where I didn’t eat for two days and stumbled home to a crash-sleep, I woke up in a daze and stumbled to the fridge acting purely on primal survival instincts.

Apparantly, my survival instincts have suffered some genetic drift over the millennia, because I came to consciousness staring at an emptied jar of cocktail onions and empty tub of hummus. :o barf smiley ensued :o

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Mmmm, Chipotle.

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I guessed from the thread title that you’d be posting that OP from a toilet seat.

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Charmin makes flushable wipes that are very cooling.

:: she said with the voice of experience ::

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Those ads for Head-On? “Apply directly to the forehead”? There’s a market for something like that for one’s other end.

The slogan writes itself.

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Is anyone else concerned about GameHat’s lack of a reappearance? Spontaneous combustion anyone???

And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire…

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Rectum? Damn near killed 'im! rimshot

Yeah, I’m better now. Was fasting for health reasons - I was coming off a five-day vacation in Vegas and was sick of the bloated feeling from heavy drinking and all-you-can-eat buffets.

Though, I gotta say - I really liked the way I felt after the fast. I might do another one soon.

…I’ll break this next fast with something a bit tamer. Mild farina, perhaps. Or a nice steamed carrot.

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Chipotle does that to me and I don’t even need to fast.

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Careful, I heard those carrots can be a bit spicy.

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Amen to that.

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Double amen. I ate their once and felt sick for the rest of the day. I knew I never should have cheated on my beloved Freebirds.