Breaking news! Neverland Ranch raided!

I was thinking Gollum, myself.

Joan Crawford or Gollum. Dear God.

twitch

Here, this is what I mean. See the resemblance… eyes, nose, mouth…

Oh, my lord. Now I’ll have nightmares.

MJ doesn’t even look human any more. Like some alien’s bludering attempt to fashion a human face.

Maybe he could become friends with Roman Polanski… what an interesting couple they’d make!

I just remembered why I’m afraid of clowns.