rhinostylee: You only think you can always tell. The ones you think are implants are implants. Some of the ones you think are real are implants. Trust me, I used to be a topless dancer and I saw MANY MANY MANY hooters, many of which were fake. There were several that looked totally natural. In fact, one woman had gotten big boobs when she had kids, and afterward, one of them went back to being small, but one of them stayed big. She got an implant in the small one to match the big one, and you can’t tell the difference between them.
Ooh, revelations about OpalCat’s sordid past…
No! Booblets rule!
I like breasts. Though I don’t know how much I’d like having them. Yes, I admit I’m an oogler- there are just far too many gorgeous girls at my school with tight shirts in cold weather not to try to sneak a glance.
But breasts have made me compromise my principles- When I was a kid, I used to be able to throw up on command. Eventually, it wasn’t impressing anybody and I realized I was just humiliating myself by doing this around people. So I vowed never to do it again, ESPECIALLY if someone asked me to. Two years ago, a friend of mine, his roomate, and I were at an amusement park and had ridden on a spinning ride. I was a bit nauseas afteward. Roomate finds out I can puke on command and starts badgering me to do it. I vehemently refuse (think Nosebleeder sketch on Kids in the Hall). Then she offers to flash me if I do it, so well there went lunch and breakfast 
but the view afteward was worth it 
Maybe I should have held out. Since a few months later I got to see them again after I won a bet involving the crane game with her. Yes we are wierd people
Yeah, pretty much… I find it pretty funny. 
One set of authentic, original owner, only driven on Sunday (yeah, right) 44DD. You can have this set for your very own for just the price of one boob reduction. That’s right, folks, you heard correctly! Just the price of one boob reduction!
If you’ve been longing to have more then a mouthful, perhaps more then a handful beauties for your very own, now your dreams can come true. Yes, you too, can experience the (choke) joy (choke) of boob burn, backache and the expense of finding a bra that will support these melons.
Say goodbye to breast envy forever! You will be the one that everyone will envy!
And, at no extra cost, as yosemitebabe has pointed out, a rack like this can double as a ledge or a door stop.
The switchboard is open now, so don’t hesitate. Be the first on your block to acquire this once in my lifetime offer.
Um… I don’t have breast envy, but I do admire them. Not that I’m the kind of guy who goes nuts about boobs; I really just think they’re cool. I don’t even think about them that much, but when I do, I just have admire the very concept. I suppose if I had to say there was a preference, it would be for medium-ish (you know, enough that it’s THERE, but not huge) but really I just think the whole concept is just neat - big, small, average, they’re all nice. And pretty. Heh. Yeah.
[sub]I can’t believe I’m posting this…**
I need coding re-training.
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