Brett Ratner to direct Melania Trump documentary

Lots of good quotes in Ivana’s book.

There’s really no need to embellish anything, her days as a freedom fighter with the Slovokian Resistance alone could fill a movie. The combination of using her feminine wiles and blowing up railroad tracks (she’s an explosives expert) will charm the critics.

That’s probably more than she did.

It’s almost a shame the war had ended forty years earlier.