Briefly, what would you have us know?

I worry daily that my daughter will die.

If you knew this due by October 2nd and knew it as far back as July, then why are you coming to me for help now, one day before. No I will not drop what I am doing to help you. A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The above was said just this very morning. It was repeated around noon and again at approximately 2:00 P.M. I have no doubt I will say it again before 5 P.M.

<Deep breath…>

HAVING DESIGN SOFTWARE ON YOUR COMPUTER DOES NOT MAKE YOU A DESIGNER!!!

-Tygr, who’s still trying to convince potential employers that he’s worth more than an Admin. Assistant with PowerPoint and a collection of clip art…