My husband is obsessed with his underwear.
For a long time after I met him, he wore boxers only. The crazier the pattern, the better. He’s just that type of guy.
Then…he discovered…Performance Underwear.
This is underwear made out of fancy-schmancy “wicking” materials–Capilene, Coolmax, whatever. It is for wear during sports, the same way you might wear high-performance longjohns. He wears it every day, now, not just for sports. He loves it and talks about it all the time. His rationale is that you have a greater need for high-performance underwear when you are spending all day teaching seventh graders than you would if you were playing an hour of racquetball. It comes in most styles, but Mr. Bean prefers the boxer briefs.
So this performance underwear thing was okay with me. It is expensive, sure, but it lasts longer than regular undies and heck, it made him happy. I liked how it looked on him, too.
But then he had to take it a step further.
He started buying “bike shorts” for underwear. (not the kind with the padded butt!) The ones he buys are made of fancy wicking materials too, and he really loves them.
I loathe them.
First of all, guys in lycra shorts are a major turn-off. (Unless they are on a bike, of course.)
Second, he pulls them up really high. I guess this is so that he can get more, ahem, support.
So, now he walks around wearing nothing but icky lycra shorts that are pulled up practically to his chest. He looks so horrible in them!
::sigh::
Anyway, you can add me to the group who prefers boxers or boxer briefs on guys. Tightie whities are horrible looking–but I can understand why guys like them.