You apparently have never heard of metal shavings getting lodged in inappropriate places, correct? Welcome to the new guy, but you say you have been lurking since May, yet you desire this thing called “gentle”? We know not this word.
Not to be critical or anything, Hal, honey – and I know the goat appreciates your intentions – but are you sure Acme was the best place to get a “Build Your Own Felching Goat” kit?
Bienvenue, Madd Maxx!
What Goat?
Welcome from a filthy furriner Madd Maxx
Hey Maxx don’t worry about them. I dig the name by the way.
Can the goat be wearing leather gear and football pads just for this guy?
Let me out of this damned pot right now!
Just a minute, honey…
(pssst! Are the lollipops here yet?)
Sorry, Tentacle Monster, was that you? Could you, um, wear a nametag or something next time?
:: Wanders in with random roasted leg bone ::
Somebody order deergoat?
[nitpick] Shouldn’t the question be : what is the calamari doing to Sunspace ?[/nitpick]
In the position they were in, it’s hard to tell which side is up. Or who was doing what to who.
Welcome to the boards, Maxx!
Hal, I faxed your idea to the Japanese Fun Factory & Geisha House, and they said they could have a prototype ready for inspection by Wednesday next, with production starting as soon as Shrove Tuesday. We’ll have to go with the Economy Package to start with, but I’m sure they will be able to incorporate your…enhancements into the Mark 2 RoboGoat.
Sunspace, the Mark 3 blueprints have tentacles!!! 
(Actually, those are kinda disturbing. Makes the RoboGoat look like a Shadow vessel somehow.)
:eek:
And I forgot before, welcome aboard Maxx
I haven’t been welcomed this warmly since that time I showed up to a Weight Watchers meeting with a trunk full of girl scout cookies. :eek:
No. We said “we need our dear goat”. He has been very overworked lately and it helps to talk nicely to him.
Hey, where did you get that? It looks good.
takes a leg from Inigo, munches Hey… this stuff is good…!
Sunspace, get away from Tentacle Monster already, we need him for the initiation! 
Well, RG M1 is just about ready. I’ve been banging away at…wait…rephrase that…I’ve been working to complete construction all weekend, and we’re very close to the testing phase. All I need to do is to get it to say “Baaaa” instead of “Kill the humanoid! Stop the intruder!”
So…any volunteers for testing once I get these little bugs worked out?
Holy crap, it was funny but this is what did it for me.
Sunspace, get *away * from Tentacle Monster! He’s such a dear, even with all the extra limbs.
Me? …get away from him…!!!
I apologised already! Ow! Stop that!
I think I’ll dye the calamari green just so we can tell it apart from him. Or maybe I’ll take up something involving sand.
Sand. Yeah, that would be nice…
sob
Ah, the extremely unofficial fourth capital of the USA…
I’ll gladly eat any crabs and shrimp you’re served, Madd Maxx. In exchange, I’ll give you anything I get that contains ground beef, if that offer’s to your liking.