Bringing back bells on bikes, but I think three nethethary.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3667513.stm UK is requiring bikes to have bells, apparently for the benefit of pedestrians.

What immediately occured to me is to have TWO bells - one meaning ‘please could you move left’, and one, ‘please could you move right’, as opposed to the current system of one meaning ‘jump like a startled rabit and spin around to try to see where the bike is by which time it’s too late’. My theory is bells always sound too pre-emptory, so people hesitate to use them.

I suppose you could also have one meaning ‘FUCK YOU! I wish demons from hell could devour you painfully and instantly so you don’t take up valuble pavement space.’ so the other bells don’t get appropriated for this purpose. And maybe the same should be applied to car horns?

What do you think?

On the subject of bicycle bells, I do think the idea mentioned in the OP has some merit.

That said, around here bicycles aren’t supposed to be ridden on the sidewalks, but on the edge of the roadway, and with the flow of traffic. The sidewalks are for pedestrians only. But, some roads don’t even have sidewalks, and some are rather narrow, so pedestrians and bikers have to share.

Also, the main stretch of road in the city is also considered a provincial road. So, the condition of that road is rather bad, particularly along the edge. (The amount of traffic, combined with the city and the province fighting over who pays to fix the road, and the northern climate, are the three main reasons for this.) Someone would have to ride their bike more than a foot out, and into traffic, to avoid the potholes.

Add that to the fact that the drivers around here are notoriously bad, and it’s a rather bad situation for bikers. (I personally never ride down this main stretch, but take the back streets, which connect to the main road in many places if you have to get somewhere on the main road.)

The bells on bikes idea, however, reminds me of my idea that all cars should have two or three different horns - a rather innocuous beep to say hello to someone, a louder shrill horn to warm someone, and maybe a longer, staccato noise to tell someone off.

Okay, that third one may be unnecessary - people aren’t supposed to blow their horns without reason - but it sure helps to relieve tension while driving. (I personally rarely use my car horn. When someone ticks me off, I simply curse aloud, but never let things really get to me. I don’t get angry if something simply annoys me.)

Anyhoo…

Bikes aren’t supposed to be ridden on the pavement in the UK either.

You’re right; they normally don’t round here. But there’s enough footpaths/cycleways, pedestrianised roads, pavements with cycleways on that while maybe people and bikes should almost never interact they certainy do, so we might just have to accept tha.

I want a horn on the back of the car, aimed directly at the driver behind me, telling them to back off and quit tailgating and/or turn off the highbeams.

I once had horns on my motorcycle that sounded like those of a BIG CAR. They saved my life a few times. The best time was when a bus on my right started to change lanes, and there wasn’t any room for me to go left, slow down or accelerate. I leaned on the button and the bus veered back into its own lane, the driver clutching at her chest and mouthing “sorry!” Sheesh!

I sometimes wish I had spent the extra money and gotten the ones that sounded like the air horns used by semis. :evil grin:

–SSgtBaloo