Bringing In Some Shit from GD

puffington - (exhales) Man this is some GOOD SHIT!

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“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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“But it’s really great shit, Mrs. Presky!”


Saint Eutychus
www.disneyshorts.org

Satan - “You’re gonna’ stick that shit where?”

Nickz: Only an unethical doctor would give out advice about shit without even knowing what sex the poster is.

“Excreto ergo sum.”

Look out Alice! It’s the Mad Shatter!

Well look at all this, I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch…

I guess i’ll shit on my watch.


She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

Well, like my dear departed dad used to say, “If you don’t know whether to shit or go blind, you close one eye and fart.”


Saint Eutychus
www.disneyshorts.org

My Packard Bell PC is a piece of shit.But so are most of them these days.

Sunbear I feel for you… really I do… I used to have to train people on those abominations.


The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.

Louie : What exactly is shit?

Read on stall wall:

*Here I sit, broken hearted

Came to shit,

But only farted*


Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)

A certain razor blade tycoon owned houses all over the world. His grandest mansion was in England. Not only was it huge, the entire place was trimmed in real gold.
From this comes the expression regarding a woman wearing lots of gold jewelry:
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“She’s gilt like the Brit Schick house!”
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Just made that up. Is this what I am doing with my life? Shoot.

“I wonder what the Shinola people think about that?”

  • George Carlin

“Instead of ‘shit’, say ‘poo’,
as in ‘bull poo’, ‘poo head’,…”

  • Mr. Mackey

“Bob, what’s Mrs. Presky’s heap so far?”
-F. Scott Firesign

Cristi: Shit! My hand is on fire again!

As I was cycling to work this morning, this shit came to mind. Since there has been a shitload of newbies since this shit last hit the fan, I thought it would be funny to see if we could stir the shit some more.

So for craps sake, show your shit already :wink:

You aren’t going to catch me posting in here
::cups hand to ear::
What?
Aw shit!
Keith

Shit. I’m gonna call a plumber. It looks like the septic system has backed up again.

Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a shit.