Michael Masterson: IM THE BIG BAD SHITTING DADDY!
UncleBeer: Knock that shit off, MM. Final Warning.
Michael Masterson: Well, shit, Unc. I was just shootin’ the shit. Won’t happen again.
UncleBeer: It better not, shit-fer-brains.
Diane: For Shit’s sake, don’t feed the troll.
Michael Masterson: IM THE BIF BAD POOPY DADDY! (Hey, technically I’m in the clear. Right?)
UncleBeer: What is this shit? You’re outtahere, shitface.
Silo: Hello. I used to be MM, and I pulled some weird shit back then. Sorry about that. But I’ll be a good shit from now on.
Teeming Millions: Well, OK. You little shit 
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Krispy Original: Soccer is some weird unamerican shit!
European Dopers: eat shit, Krispy.
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Respected_Postername_Plus_Blank_Space: All moderators are shit! Ban the shit out of me! I shitting dare you!!
Regular Poster: This shit is not right. Look at the postcount.
Respected_Postername_Plus_Blank_Space: Oh Regular Poster, you’re SUCH a piece of shit.
Moderator: The shit’s been taken care of.
Moderator_name_plus_blank_space: Whaaaa!! You’ll never catch THIS little shit alive!! Shit man, I’m getting a boner here.
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That’s enough shit for now 