I’ve borrowed this little treasure from the “Shit!” thread in GD. I think it would be extraordinarily fun to add to it. Someone else will have to do “ChrisCTP” because, well, it’d be funnier that way. And since I already know that everyone else will be far better than mine, feel free to redo the ones I’ve already done.
We’ll start off with the original. Mine follow.
Nickrz This shit belongs in MPSIMS.
Byzantine God’s Shit! What are you thinking?
Kellibelli More MPSIMS about Shitboy.
OpalCat I feel like shit.
TennHippie When rhyming is called for I’m fit
For I am a font of great wit
For my lim’ricks I’m known
And I’ve certainly shown
I’ll rhyme about all kinds of shit.
Ok…passing it on to those better suited.
“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” Guanolad
Coldfire, you shit-for-brains, she’s been back for a couple days. You wouldn’t know shit from shinola.
Heh.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
heehee…another childhood memory (actually, a teenage memory)
After a night of drunken debauchery, a friend of ours steps out of the bathroom and announces “Hey, come here, you have got to see this!” We all step into the bathroom, where he is proudly displaying a pile of shit he left in the toilet that had to of been at least two feet long. Most everybody said “ewwwww” and promptly walked out, but me and my smart mouth promptly says “Congratulations! I guess that makes you the King of Shit!”
Most of my friends still use that saying to this day, whenever somebody is bragging about something.
C’mon, Coldfire, I wouldn’t shit ya. You’re my favorite turd.
And cakes-if you’re not Shitlin, you must be SHITWATCH. And we’d all better watch out, 'cause THE SHITWATCH ALWAYS KNOWS THINGS.
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
