Here is some MPShitIMS because it occurred to me there
are younger folks who might not have seen this yet.
It never fails to bring tears to my eyes and pain in my stomach from laughing so hard.
THE SHIT LIST
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out,have shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.
The Clean Shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Wet Shit
The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times but it feels unwiped so you stick toilet paper between your ass and underwear to prevent skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
It happens when you’re done shitting,you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees,and you realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose
Shit or Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.
(AKA the “Elvis Shit” )
The Iceberg Shit
The kind where the shit is so long that the end of it sticks above the toilet water.
The Richard Simmons Shit
The kind where you shit so much you lose 30 pounds.
The Corn Shit
Self-explanatory
The Drinkers Shit
The kind of shit you have in the morning after a long night of drinking. It’s most noticeable trait is the tequila worm floating in the toilet.
The "Gee, I Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit,but all you do is sit on the toilet with cramps and fart a lot.
The Spinal Tap Shit
The kind of shit where it hurts so much to come out you swear it’s leaving you sideways.
The Wet Cheeks Shit or The POWER DUMP
The kind that comes out of your ass so fast and powerfully that your butt cheeks get splashed with toilet water.
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all it's own.
The Anonymous Shit
The kind where the odor of the mess creeps out of the restroom and throughout the building to make the entire building sick or near evacuation.
(notorious in bowling alleys)
