My shit doesn't stink..

At least not the morning one… however the evening dump smells to high heaven. Any other “twice a dayers” out there notice this particular phenomenon and what’s the deal?


“I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.”
(private Joker in Full Metal Jacket)

sigh

This brings new light to the question of whether it’s safe to post during lunch…


Fools read Dear Abby, Simpletons read Anne Landers… it’s a fine line.

Ever notice the tendency of those who compulsively wish to discuss their bowel movements with complete strangers to think we are interested in how they smell? (I myself wish to discuss texture, not odor).

Hey Nickrz,
Since this topic is dear to your heart, how about moving it to MPSIMS. Isn’t this more of a hobby than a General Question?


Oh, I’m gonna keep using these #%@&* codes 'til I get 'em right.

Hobby? I think it’s more of an obsession.

Sorry guys…I assumed that since the board has been busy discussing drinking men’s cum, how womens privates taste and the smell of old men that my topic would fly…

I can’t help it if taking a dump is my high point of the day…I have been analy retentive my whole life and I ain’t changing now. :slight_smile:


“I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.”
(private Joker in Full Metal Jacket)

Frankly, aha, you don’t Seem anal"retentive"!

Thanks orangecakes! :slight_smile:


“I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.”
(private Joker in Full Metal Jacket)

no shit! :wink:

really? maybe you should see someone about that, o.c.