I was watching an episode of MAS*H where Hawkeye tells Radar that officers don’t use the latrine. They wait till they’re 50 and explode and came up with this:
“If it were physically possible for you to do so, would only go to the bathroom once a week as opposed to going several times a day?”
Of course, you’d have to co-ordinate your time with others in your household. How long you’d need would also be a consideration.
Most of the time I enjoy a good poop and get some good reading done 
- I will stay with several times a day thankyouverymuch.
Going to the bathroom -feels good-!
Why would I wanna give that up? If I could go without one of my bodily functions–I’d pick sleep any day.
No. I enjoy a good shit too much to give it up and only go once a week.
I know men can feel eerily close to an orgasm by relieving an overfilled bladder. Maybe if we pissed once a week, we could achieve it. You women with orgasm issues, is this a viable alternative pathway to extasy?
I have no strong opinions on dumps either way.
There’s nothing like a good shit happening 
I’m sorry, but I can’t imagine working for the weekend on this one… I mean, the bloating, the extra weight, that annoying full feeling. Not to mention the volume. We’d have to redesign the toilet! Nope, at least once a day.
And here I was thinking that I’m a weirdo. If I’ve been holding it for a while I seem to feel this eery build up… not like an orgasm per se, but just like the first part of the gasm… Hard to explain. Sometime (rarely) I get that same feeling while taking a dump… not often, but every once and a while. There is an extreme satisfaction with a good defication, it doesn’t make me horny, it’s a unique feeling though.
I’d give up taking a leak everyday in a second.
I do enjoy my morning coffee-induced dump though.
Can we mix and match?