Brings New Meaning to the Term "Hershey Highway Man"

[Tuckerfan]

Chocolate powered truck.

There are blobby chocolate buttons. Chocolate hazelnuts. Orange creams. Walnut whips whose whirls have gone a little bit wonky.
Not to mention disintegrating flakes, chipped chocolate caramels and enough squished family-sized bars to send Augustus Gloop, the greediest child in Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, into an all-day feeding frenzy.

Alas - as far as chocoholics are concerned - the confectionery arriving by the truckload at the Ecotec plant in Preston is not for eating.

These are the misshapen, the melted and the rejected, and they will all be transformed into a more precious commodity: fuel. Or, to be more precise, bio-diesel.

The idea of pulling into a filling station and asking for a tank of white, milk or plain might seem preposterous.

The horror! :eek:

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

I can see hormonal women pulling the old “one for you, one for me” routine with the gas pump when they fill 'er up.

[WolfpackJeep]

Actually, that sounds like an excellent use for Hershey’s chocolate.

I’m sorry. I was recently given a sizable bag of Hershey’s Kisses truffles. They’re not edible.