Yeah I know.
Britian - stil leeding the warld in edukashun and calcha, inni’?
“Bacardi and coke please Myfanwy”
Britain,the Zloty doesn’t stop here.
I’m pretty close to giving up on trying to argue in defence of our food. Sod it. If people think it’s all crap, let them wallow in their own ignorance and miss out on it - all the more left for me.
“UK, not Europe! We still have our own money!”
to steal from a US State motto
Britian is UK
Even if the spelling is wrong
Britain; - it’s Great innit.
Oh Bugger!
Britain, world champion arsekickers 17thC, 18thC, 19thC and 3rd place 20thC, you looking at my pint??
Britain - We invented it before you.
Well, you got me. I’m a dumb fuck. I’ll ask the mods to change my user name.
Britain - nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
Britain: if there’s anything finer than a long walk in the dappled rolling beechwoods followed by a sumptuous ale and a ploughman’s lunch in a warm sun-drenched beer garden on a hillside above a green field full of white-clad cricketers, with the whistle and chuff of a steam train passing, I’ve yet to experience it.
(This actually happened to me. Once. In 1994. For twenty minutes. Suppose it’s only England, though.)
Britain: even our banks have the runs.
Britain: turned out nice again. Might rain tomorrow, though.
“Our former colonies can’t be beat.”
For those nostalgia buffs:
“Time, gentlemen, time!”
as a motto, it does exclude half your population…
I remember fondly the many days spent at Ye Olde English pub in my hometown eating boiled chips!
Well, to be fair, chips are supposed to be boiled.
French fries? Boiled?
That’s horrifying.
What do you think a deep fat fryer does?
I will hereby cease and desist disparaging Brit cuisine, if you all will stop saying “bang, bang” or “Al Capone” when I tell you where I’m from when I visit London.’’
Kay?
Alaska!
Am I right?