Mine: Our last invasion: with guitars.
except for the Faulklands, I mean
How about “Our island is spelled ‘Britain’!”
OK, my take: We’re crap, but it’s funny.
Come to Britain. It’s great.
:smack:
I spelled “Falklands” wrong, too. 
I hate it when the edit window expires…especially when it’s because the board times out 2 or 3 tries in a row!
At least it’s not France
(or is it just the English that hate the french?)
Let’s go and get shit-faced
It’s OK, I messed up the spelling in my correction too. Luckily I noticed immediately. 
The UK - we’re… oh never mind. Anyone fancy a pint?
How about: We’re sorry about Slough. Please visit anyhow!.
Does Britannia no longer rule the waves?
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What was wrong with “Fancy some beans & toast?”
“Britain: without us, the world would not be exactly as it is.”
“Britain: come for the women, stay for the cuisine.”
“Britain: we’ve got Jaffa cakes, and you don’t. That alone makes us better than you.”
“Britain: We’re sorry about the marmite.”
“Enduring yet more ‘citizenship’ bollocks.”
“Now with fewer overcooked vegetables!”
That’s the winner IMO.
-FrL-
They’ve published a shortlist of ten contenders (requires Flash). I’m partial to “Mathematically, we could still qualify” (words that resonate deeply to any British football fan). Optimistic, yet fatalistic.
A Nation Of Shoplifters
Et in Arcadia asbo
I think “Let’s get pissed!” has a better ring to it.
I agree with you. But it’s a shame the first of the ten is plagiarised from Douglas Adams.