Dental work in England? Isn’t that like a rain forest in Chad?
The Ajka alumina plant accident involved a similar (some argue greater) volume of toxic material, and in both cases the overall impact doesn’t seem to be as bad as first feared.
Tell me, how do you feel about the French?
Invented oral sex. Lest we forget.
I could probably drop by if he doesn’t make it, let me know, okay?
I went to a private school. Not a hyper-posho Public school, but private nevertheless. However, my Mother is from Scotland.
Does this qualify me for Mr Comprehensive’s hatred? Please let me know, these things are important.
If she’s from the Gorbals he will give you a pass; if she’s from Morningside, then nae chance…
I love the Gorbals.
Lovely couple, lots of fun.
(Obscure?)
If I may nitpick, I think you mean 5000 Americans. There have been, one would expect, a hellofalot more than 5000 people killed in the war in Afghanistan.
(Sorry if I’m being pedantic. Pet peeve.)
Blackadder’s Christmas Carol?
Never been down on a gay girl, but I don’t mind keeping my membrum virile safe under wraps just this once for the sake of the experience. You ok with beards?
Nah, it’s not really pedantic. I deliberately went with people rather than Americans because it’s 4,300 or so Americans in 9/11 and Afghanistan. That and I was being lazy with the wording. The 2,000 (well, 2,172 to be precise) in Afghanistan is all non-Afghan soldiers combined; only 1,352 are American. The country with the next highest deaths in Afghanistan being of course the UK with 341.
Ah, okay. “Westerners” then, I suppose.
Uh, self inflicted? Because BP was drilling in the gulf and somewhat of a British company did you think the oil produced from the well was going to be tankered to England or Saudi Arabia? Where the hell did you think the oil was going? Of course, the US.
And which people allowed the drilling in the first place so they could roll in the large gobs of money from royalties and taxes?
And for the booby prize, which people put in place the regulations that drilling companies are required to follow when they drill and enforce them?
Frankly, the last people you should be blaming are the people at BP as they are just providing your ‘self-inflicted’ crack whore like addiction to oil. Bitch at yourself and your compatriots for driving hummers rather than civics.
Considering some of the women I’ve seen on the gay seen, beards are not a bar to a fulfilling lesbian sex life.
Mr Chimera,
While I appreciate your results-oriented contribution, I think you are missing the point. Please send away your fellateur, this smacks of prostitution and therefore would be like getting head from a marionette.
You see the problem immediately. British Petroleum itself couldn’t give even a simulacrum of the blowjob a marionette-stage Pinnochio could provide(assuming Pinnochio stayed a marionette past the age of consent, let’s not make this worse than it is). Yes, being a corporation BP is a sort of marionette (and without 14th Amendment rights it is bought, sold, and controlled like one too), and apparently it has free speech rights just like a real person with which it can use its money to attempt to turn the US government into its marionette and thus probably extract its string-holders from the bulk of their responsibility. But it has no mouth with which to blow me. So the request is necessarily lyrical. Rude slang if you will.
But thanks again!
I assume you mean 13th.
I don’t know what your problem is. I don’t seem to be able to go two days in a row without a BP representative knocking on my door, asking if I require a compensatory BJ. I’ve finally had to put up a sign: “No solicitors or offers of oral sex, please”.